1 December 2011

Vagina coat, oh vagina coat, won't you please go away

This right here is a requisition to stop the vagina coats from spreading. It might just be too late, but something has to be said. Vagina coat, you say? Yes, it's called the Vagina coat. Its furry collar that's purposefully wrapped to mimic a woman's labia. And, of course the head looks like its being birthed outside of this god-awful collar. It is a disaster. Not to mention, what the hell kind of warmth is that going to provide to your face? Stupid. Awful trend.

Must go now. 



*Special credit goes out to my brother, Matthew (one of the funniest people I know), for suggesting to write about this*

12 comments:

  1. That is funny! Thanks for the good laugh.

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  2. jealous you can't afford it...

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  3. hahaha, absolutely not. there are about 1 million other coats i would buy before the vagina coat. heck, you couldn't even pay me to wear one. i'd give it to a bum on the street and go to value village before being caught dead with that shit.

    i'm guessing you have one? hit a soft spot, perhaps?

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  4. its not up to you to judge peoples fashion taste...honestly you are insulting someones work. Mackage is a big design company and its not a mass production. They come up with ten new styles in a year...so someone does work hard to come up with ideas to what would appeal to the public, but its also a representation of themselves. You are insulting artists who have presented their line of clothing in the biggest fashion cities. You should also know that everything they make is Montreal based so at least they aren't a company that is involved in child slave labor. Before you insult someones design maybe you should do your research, You will find that their work is not meant to be worn as a superficial statement- Mackage stands for the classy urban edge of one our world's biggest fashion capital- Montreal. It has been inspired from our streets to serve our people. Before you respond to my post, take some time to think. Thank You -E.

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  5. You should also read this.

    http://www.mackage.com/fw11/designers

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  6. it's a coat.
    and it looks like a vagina.
    nothing more needs to be said.

    it is my interpretation, and i stick to it (and exercise my right to freedom of speech). so, i march on, without a ridiculous vagina coat. what do you care?

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  7. well maybe you just don't understand the concept of what fashion/art is and you shouldn't blog about it. if you don't know what your writing about then clearly, you shouldn't write about it at all. you're no fashion guru.and i march on with the coat that has been presented and loved in the world's greatest fashion capitals while you march on with your village value coat - no contest. Thank you

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  8. finally, you admit to owning an ugly vag coat! everything all makes sense (i knew it all along i just wanted to see it in writing, thank you).

    i understand the concept of fashion/art. and i also know that it's subjective. and people will forever be critiquing it (otherwise many people would be out of work).

    your points are weak and flimsy. and you are making yourself sound ridiculous. i'm embarrassed for you.

    but, on a more positive note, i am grateful for this exchange, for you are increasing my traffic stats and page views! for somebody who you don't support you sure are doing a shitty job of showing it.

    now, run along my hairy little twat. or continue this battle, and aid my popularity.

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  9. Honestly, I don't mind you're getting more viewers or "popularity",more people will understand how unqualified you are. let's just say if you were popular I would be hearing about your work from a magazine. Yes I do own a mackage coat and I am proud of it- and if you were a professional you would use sophisticated language to critique a designers work. Therefore your arguments are the ones which are invalid and flimsy. The fashion world does need criticism to evolve, I agree with you on that. But the criticism should be tasteful and coming from someone who is knowladgeable and eduacted. Clearly your amature blogging shows the opposite.

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  10. oooh, E, dear sweet E.

    i'm happy to have created such a reaction from you. it brings me great joy to know that my blog has created such a stir with a stranger.

    thank you, for being you.

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  11. Yes!!!!!! I'm glad somebody else sees how closely these jackets resemble vaginas... You have a good eye!

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