Well, well, well, look at what we have here. Seems to be a theme this week! I don't know what it was. But, I just happened to come across several people who had no clue about the lower region crimes they were committing. Our first example: The pedal pushers with Air Jordans. Ack.
Need I say more?
This photo was gracefully provided by a friend. She spotted this wild animal on the way back from the cottage up north. There is not much to say about this one. Not much at all.
Sometimes I prefer when a photo speaks for itself.
Now this particular example just had a negative effect on me. I know her crime isn't as apparent as others. But it was off. When I first saw her my eyes travelled towards her translucent, mid-calf length panty hose and then down to her chunky heeled Mary Jane's. Something wasn't working. Although she's wearing black, this outfit makes her legs appear larger. Plus, the choice of shoes and hose didn't quite jive with this ensemble.
I would have opted for a full leg hose, myself.
Ohhhh là là là là là là ! Could it be? Do my eyes deceive me? It can't be. No. And wait a sec, is that a platform I see? Noooooooooo! Not crocs in the city. Crocs with a wedge at that. This is not acceptable. I don't care how comfortable they are. Those giant pink, fluffy marshmallows are far from being a fashion statement. Ever. They shouldn't be in your possession in the first place, but please, if you must, you MUST, then just don't leave the property with them on.
Gawd.
How nice is it to finish off with a favourite childhood movie memory: The Wicked Witch. Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. I do believe I once owned a pair of these tights back in Grade 8. That was a time I was wearing Nirvana T-shirts and had an undercut with mahogany hair. Those were the days...Anyways. Some trends are just wrong. There are no excuses. And this is a perfect example of one of them.
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